Funny Converstaions​

I was thinking about what I should write, then this prompt caught my eyes: what made you laugh recently. So I decided to share some funny conversations I had with my friends.

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*Thinking about what I have learned about relationships recently*
Me: Relationships are hard and messy
Miss G. : That’s true.
Me: But the relationship with Jesus is always clear and never confusing. The only DTR conversation you need to have is: “I received Jesus as my Lord and Savior.” (DTR = Define The Relationship)
Miss G. : LOL! Amen!

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Me: Feeling tired after a long day.
Miss G. : Are you exercising too much recently?
Me: Maybe! No Wonder!
Miss G. : Yeah, don’t exercise too much!
Me: Well well well. That’s hard. I walk with the Lord every day. I can’t stop that.
Miss G. : But sometimes you gotta lie down in green pastures.
Me: Hahahahahahaha

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A: Do you work out regularly, like lifting weight?
B: Yeah, I think so. I lift up the Lord’s name on high, everyday.

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*Before buying some vined tomatoes in the supermarket*
*holding a bunch in my hands and then turning my head to my friend*
Me: there is a message conveyed by those tomatoes.
Friend: What’s the message?
Me: “No branch can bear fruit by itself; it must remain in the vine.” (John 15:4)

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He will yet fill your mouth with laughter and your lips with shouts of joy. Job 8:21 (NIV)